i like haha better than lol because thats what we’re fucking doing.
we’re not LOLING.
we’re actually making a noise that sounds like: HAHA.
it’s like a duck quacking: QUACK
you don’t see ducks going around writing QOL everywhere do you? NO.
you would never catch a duck using the phrase Quacking Out Loud.
because ducks are bad ass.
so.
let’s just get rid of LOL and stick with “haha” - i mean, come on. there are MANY ways you can use “haha” so here, try some out….
kinda funny?: haha
funny, but don’t want to sound like an obnoxious clown?: hahah <— extra h. it’s showing you’re laughing just enough to make the person who made you laugh feel good but not weird or overwhelmed.
if you really want, you can even throw in an extra “ha” and make it: hahahah
funny and don’t care if you sound like an obnoxious clown?: hhahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahahhaahhahaha
spit your drink out on your computer screen?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
kind of annoyed, but not enough to be an asshole?: haaaaaaaaaaaa
annoyed?: ha
really fucking annoyed?: ha. yep - that one little dot really shows a lot of emphasis on fucking yes i’m pissed i’m annoyed, so ha. god dammit. ha.
proving a point?: HA. much different than “ha.” because this is more of a Hhhh-AH. “ha.” is more like: ha. anyway, you know what i’m trying to say so shut up.
for example, this HA. would be good to prove a point where you’re kind of throwing it in someones face deliberately, like, HA. fuck you, HA. where as….. the next one…
proving a point and like exclamation points?: HA! this one is more like, HA! SEE! I TOLD YOU DUCK HUNT WAS CREATED IN YEAR 198—- whenever it was. i’m just saying, this HA! is like, HA! i just won a dumb bet, so HA!
you see?
anyway.
LOLING? LIKE FOR REAL OMG LOLING?: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
DIE.
“LOLING” DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. LAUGH OUT LOUDING?
fuck yourself.
goodnight.
