COME ON.
this is the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
first of all, where is the ketchup on that hot dog. nobody eats hotdogs with just mustard on it and if you do then fuck you get the hell out of here i don’t have time for your bullshit eating habits.
i guess the food part isn’t necessarily the main problem here but it should be noted that you can’t walk around eating hotdogs like that. you’re making us all uncomfortable.
anyway. the problem here is this plate.
and if you think putting normal food on it makes it any better, you’re wrong. you could have the world’s most awesome burrito on it and you’d still be an asshole. i’d probably pretend to be your friend for a minute though and then distract you by saying something like “holy shit look over there quick a bird is snowboarding” which you would believe because anyone dumb enough to use this plate would believe anything you told them. anyway, that’s when i would steal the burrito. i normally wouldn’t pretend to be someone’s friend but i’ll fucking do anything for a burrito.
but back to the problem. just WHY. why do you need this. you don’t.
YOU HAVE TWO HANDS. USE THEM.
even if you DON’T have two hands, figure it the fuck out. if that girl can surf with one arm i’m sure there’s a way to eat a meal and drink something without this thing.
and everyone wonders why i hate humans so much. THIS IS WHY. maybe we should be the non-human persons and dolphins should be considered humans. they’re apparently a lot smarter than us. you’d never see a dolphin carrying one of these things around. because dolphins are bad ass.
the only beneficial thing about this plate is whoever is retarded enough to use it is also probably too retarded to realize they can’t take a sip of their drink until they finish their meal. so at least we’d get to watch them spill shit all over their face. and then we would get to punch them in the face. because people who use shit like this deserve to be punched in the face.
