I just looked for a colander in every one of the cabinets in my sister’s apartment. This is what I found in the last cabinet I checked. They all looked at me collectively, burst out laughing and said “You think this bitch has a colander?!? Hahahaha. Fool.”
My sister. You guys.
this is for real. unfortunately.
in related news: i don’t have a colander because it’s called be a fucking pilgrim you assholes. use a screen door. i mean, I DON’T KNOW JUST FIGURE IT OUT I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING.
