hey everybody check out my retarded potato pancakes “LATKES”
they’re real easy to make. here’s how:
- wake up in the middle of the night
- stumble your dumb ass into the kitchen
- throw some tater tots in the oven
- convince yourself you’re jewish (if you’re already jewish, stop what you’re doing and ask yourself WWJD: save a lamb)
- wait impatiently for them to cook
- take out 8 minutes too early
- smoosh ‘em with a fucking spatula
- cry because your life sucks
- eat most of them but throw 1 or 2 across the room
- cry again because your life still sucks and now you’re an idiot who throws potato pancakes across the room for no reason
- slam your head into a wall
- tell the internet about it
- go back to sleep
