i’m hungover as fuck and thought i could use this time to complain about the government for being a lying sack of shit.
first of all.
you can’t just say something is something it’s not because you want to put taxes on it. i hate bringing up the past but whoever declared the tomato a vegetable in 1893 needs to die, if they haven’t already done so. i’m sure they have because if they haven’t that would mean they’d be at least 118 years old and that’s if they declared the tomato a vegetable the day they were born which is unlikely but whatever he’s probably dead as he should be but i wish he was around now so i could be all “I HOPE YOU DIE” and then he woud die. i’d probably feel slightly bad but not as bad as HE SHOULD FEEL ABOUT LYING.
how has this not been reversed? and why is congress still trying to make us believe something that’s untrue.
by declaring pizza a vegetable, we’re going right back to where we started: lies.
FYI: pizza is a fruit. because TOMATOES ARE FUCKING FRUIT, YOU ASSHOLES.
IF YOU EVER WONDER WHY I HATE AMERICA SO MUCH: THIS IS WHY.
I MEAN, COME ON.
how are we supposed to trust anything they say.
if they’re lying about a fruit being a vegetable…
what else are they lying to us about.
