January 2012
6 posts
Alyson's New Year's Resolutions
reverendrusso:
1. kill arnold schwarzenegger
2. win nobel peace prize
3. turn my hands into ice cream cones at least once
4. give obama a boner
5. eat more candy
6. say the word ‘fuck’ more often
7. discover a new planet
8. become mexican
9. become an indian chief
10. become an eskimo
11. become asian
12. get some swag
13. die
14. train a dolphin to butt fuck a whale
15. become a...
December 2011
9 posts
'tis the season to shut the fuck up
here we are again. another year. full of cheerful mother fuckers that i can’t stand. everyone thinks it’s all of a sudden acceptable to start conversations with strangers just because it’s around the holidays. i’d like to think i’m pretty consistent in the way i act throughout the year. i mean, i didn’t want to talk to you in august. so i certainly don’t...
