January 2011
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“i hope this speech the commander is giving us is quick so we can get to the moon you know…” / “agreed.” / “wait, why are we holding these wrenches?” / “i actually have no idea” / ”alright well, lets hurry up and catch up with the rest of the group, before they leave without us..”
“hello there my fellow astronauts. i am...
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today i came to a realization:
sometimes the words that come out of other humans mouths that go into my fucking ears, make me want to kill things.
there is a certain sector of assholes that roam this planet that make it a point to not only speak 10 times louder than the normal, respected voice level, but they also make sure everyone in a 5 mile radius can hear exactly what they are saying.
you know these people...
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mario and luigi gave me my A.D.D. they also are...
today i prioritized my time real well. i read 13 different articles, all related to the “superstorm” that apparently is going to devastate the state of california, soon. after finally realizing all of the articles i had been reading were the exact same story, word-for-word, just placed on different websites, i decided to stop. by this point, i had actually memorized all of the facts so...
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fonts are like tv channels.
comic sans MS is the disney channel because it fucking sucks.
courier new is the discovery channel because its awesome.
arial is mtv because people think its cool but its really not.
times new roman is the history channel because its probably been used on a shit ton of history reports in school.
actually, i think times new roman could probably work for the news too. any news channel.
verdana...
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i'm offended.
so i’m trying to figure out something to put over my wine rack….
and came across these awesome metal letters, for only $10 a letter. like this:
so i thought, “oh shit, i should get F, U, C & K. how AWESOME would it be to spell FUCK above the wine rack.” after all, it would really bring out the metal middle finger lighter sitting right next to the bottle of...
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ITS ALMOST 1/11/11 YOU GUYS. OH MY GOD.
whats everyone doing for it?!?!!!? besides putting up status updates about how its 1/11/11 like we don’t already fucking know the date.
remember how life changing 10/10/10 was?
and 09/09/09?
and 08/08/08?
and 07/07/07?
and 06/06/06? did satan come back that day? i can’t remember.
and 05/05/05?
and 04/04/04?
and 03/03/03?
and 02/02/02?
and 01/01/01?
..i don’t...
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babies should not be doing yoga.
i am no longer interested in the millions of fish, birds, crabs, etc that are randomly being found dead around the world. i have more important things to worry about, like the article i just came across. its so amazing that i will probably never watch/read the news ever again. nothing will ever top this.
“if you’re a standard-issue parent — one who’s been taught that babies...
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>: 100$ for a microwave? fuck that. i'm going to... →
alysinlalaland:
so today i woke up after my first night being in la, with my apartment still in shambles because i couldn’t finish putting it together last night. after the entire bottle of wine i decided to chug, alone, i found myself tripping over more boxes than i was unloading so i stopped. when i woke up i…
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IF YOU ARE IN LOS ANGELES TOMORROW
meet me at the top of the staple center at midnight. from there we will do something illegal and awesome.
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“my eyes are tearing alcohol. i’m not even sad. they’re just really...”