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a dumb short story that's true. unfortunately.
i don’t normally get offended by things because whatever about everything, who cares, ya know. call me a cunt. i don’t give a shit. however, today while i was taking cash out of the ATM, i noticed a sign that said, very loudly, AUDIO FRIENDLY. by very loudly i mean it was written in all caps so to me that was the ATM screaming at me. first of all, calm the fuck down, machine. secondly...
i figured you'd all like to know what's happening...
Woman stalked by wild turkey she’s nicknamed ‘Godzilla’
“Edna Geisler is a prisoner in her own home, constantly fearing the stalker who lies in wait for her on her front lawn. Her tormentor? A 30-pound wild turkey who she refers to as “Godzilla”
yep. that’s right. this is actually happening. a woman is being stalked by a turkey. STALKED. STALKED. by a...
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: I kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE